Lamed, the twelfth letter, is the largest letter of the Hebrew alphabet and is therefore the largest consonant. Lamed makes up 7% of the consonant population. Lamed are also right in the middle of the Hebrew alphabet and has since earned the name “the heart of the Hebrew alphabet” which works very well for Lamed because they have extremely large whale-sized hearts that reside outside of their ribcage. Lamed live in channel twelve, which is between mars and the sun. It is very hot there, but they make it work by hiding in the mud where it is cool. Lamed don't like Aleph very much due to their credit for leading the Alphabet, which got the ox goad the name “Lamed” (Lamed means “ox goad” in English) because the Lamed were constantly poking the Aleph.