Name: Evan Kyle Schafer

Age: 23

Gender: Male, He/Him, Cis

Birthday: November 19th, 1978

Chinese Zodiac: Rooster

Species: Human

Nationality: American

Born in: Trenton, New Jersey

Lives in: Mikasi, Nebraska

Relatives: Stan Schafer (father), Olive Schafer (mother)

Languages: English

Disabilities: Unknown

Like his friend, Sean, Evan is your average Nebraskan hick. Hes recieved practically no vaccines and is covered in chickenpox scars. He enjoys harassing people, especially Lawley since he knows how easy it is to get under his skin. He is very skilled in making makeshift explosives and in nature survival. He never tells his parents about Sean or that he is still hanging out with him, because Evan's parents are strictly mormon and hate Sean beyond words and think hes a bad influence on him. Little do they know, Evan is almost just as bad as Sean and there is no changing it.

Likes: Messing with Lawley, cigars, hiking, violent crime documentaries, boxing, wrestling, airplanes, fire (pyromaniac), his friend Sean, sometimes Lawley but it really depends, killing bugs, pinball machines, vulgar television, guns

Dislikes: School, grades, his own parents, actually fighting with Lawley, spicy food, running, listening to Sean talk about Lawley, when the wifi is slow, writing or doing anything that involves thinking really