Name: Evan Kyle Schafer
Age: 23
Gender: Male, He/Him, Cis
Birthday: November 19th, 1978
Chinese Zodiac: Horse
Species: Human Nationality: American Born in: Trenton, New Jersey Lives in: Mikasi, Nebraska
Relatives: Stan Schafer (father), Olive Schafer (mother) Languages: English Disabilities: Unknown Evan is the unemployed friend of Sean Fan and sworn enemy of Lawley Hweizda. Sean and Evan met through boy scouts and have been inseparable ever since, even though they are constantly beating up on eachother and swearing to end the other’s life. Evan unintentionally rejects his Mormon parents by purely existing as himself; an acid-microdoser, chronic masturbator, and overall degenerate. He was hardly vaccinated as a child, and is speckled with scars from chickenpox. He knows just how to get under Lawley’s skin- it's not hard after all! Likes: Messing with Lawley, cigars, hiking, violent crime documentaries, boxing, wrestling, airplanes, fire (pyromaniac), his friend Sean, sometimes Lawley but it really depends, killing bugs, pinball machines, vulgar television, guns Dislikes: School, grades, his own parents, actually fighting with Lawley, spicy food, running, listening to Sean talk about Lawley, when the wifi is slow, writing or doing anything that involves thinking really
