Name: Lawley (Constantin) Hweizda
Age: 21
Gender: Intersex (orchid), He/Him
Birthday: November 18th (he chose his birthday because nobody knows when he was actually born and was adopted by Rayna). He chose this specific date because his family would gather the day before for International Students Day in the Czech Republic. His entire family was already in one place, why not celebrate?
Chinese Zodiac: Goat
Species: Aleph
Nationality: Bohemian/Czech Ashkenazi (Knaaic)
Born in: Plzeň, Bohemia
Lives in: Mikasi, Nebraska
Relatives: Rayna Hweizda (adoptive mother), Top Aleph (surrogate mother), Baruška and Barunka (distant aunties) Languages: Czech, English, learning Knaaic Disabilities: Autism, Hyperphantasia (due to being an alien) Lawley Hwiezda unlicensed therapist working under the guise of his licensed boss. He is neurotic, quick-tempered, but relatively well-intentioned. He considers himself the perfect employee, but is actually just a try-hard masochist. He never spends a moment away from his yellow dishwashing gloves, which are always neatly stashed away in his back pocket in event of a cleaning emergency. Lawley suffers from schizophrenia, and has the tendency to anthropomorphize non-human objects such as propane tanks and cracks on the wall, as well as visually hallucinate people as things they are not. Some of the biggest burden’s Lawley bears, however, are the colorful aliens he’s pestered by. Although everyone, including himself, believes that these aliens are nothing more than pathological hallucinations, they are indeed real. Likes: Staying home and cooking, cleaning (usually has a pair of dishwashing gloves on hand), Dr Katz show (makes Sean watch it and Sean pretends to like it), making very useless crafts that are often targeted towards young young children, cats, pleasing other people, recieving praise, attention, Sean, his other friend Daisy Morikawa, eating with other people (often eats alone in his house because he is often left home alone), oranges, Cheburashka, old VHS films from his childhood, his camcorder that he sometimes hooks up to his Toshiba and watches the film and pretends its a movie (wants to be in a movie) Dislikes: Eating dinner alone (does this often), outside clothes on his clean bedsheets, when Sean has the aux, strangers, people touching him (except for Sean or Daisy), Evan, talking to girls, dust, germs, responsibility Click the communist family to read about his life before America 
